Wanna know what the dog taught me today?

....Apparently I always stand six feet from something interesting. Not right next to it, not on top of it, but exactly one leash-length away from it. Who knew? My whole life I've been standing in the wrong spot! If I'm ever feeling a bit bored and want to go where the action is, I guess all I need to do is take three steps in any direction. Silly me.